Quotes from Something Wicca This Way Comes

Piper: Hey! I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner.
Prue: I'm not hungry.
Phoebe: I ate on the bus.
Piper: Okay, we'll try the group hug later!

Phoebe: Some woman got whacked.
Piper: Whacked? Phoebe, you've been in New York way too long.

Andy: Let me ask you something, Morris. Do you believe in UFOs?
Morris: Hell, no.
Andy: Neither do I. But do you believe there are people out there who believe in UFOs?
Morris: Yes, but I think they're crazy.
Andy: Well, then why can't you believe there are people who believe they are witches?

Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue would have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting.

Prue: Don't you think you're overreacting? We are perfectly safe here.
Piper: Don't say that. In horror movies the person who says that is always the next to die.

Piper: Nothing happened, right, Phoebe, when you did the incantation?
Phoebe: Well, my head spun around and I vomited split pea soup....

Phoebe: We're the protectors of the innocent! We're known as the Charmed Ones!

Roger: You're gonna regret this.
Prue: Oh, I don't think so. I thought breaking up with you was the best thing I've ever done, but this definitely tops that. Goodbye, Roger.
Roger: I hope there are no office supplies in your purse!

Piper to Jeremy: I get so turned on when you talk about food.

Prue: So, you're an inspector now.
Andy: What can I say? In any other city I'd be called a detective.
Prue: Hmmm, inspector's classier.
Andy: I'm liking it better already.

Prue: Phoebe, I do not have special powers. Now where is the cream? (the cream moves down the counter)
Phoebe: Really? That looks pretty special to me.
Prue: Oh my God, so, um, I can move things with my mind?
Phoebe: With how much you hold inside you should be a lethal weapon by now.
Prue: I don't believe it.
Phoebe: This must mean that Piper can freeze time. Are you okay?
Prue: No, I'm not okay. You turned me into a witch!
Phoebe: You were born one. We all were... and I think we better start learning to deal with that.

Phoebe: You know, I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
Prue: Yeah. Money, antiques, a strong disposition... that's what normal people inherit.
Phoebe: Who wants to be normal when we can be special?
Prue: I want to be normal.

Prue: Believe me, everything will be different now.
Phoebe: Well, at least our lives won't be boring.
Prue: But they'll never be the same.
Phoebe: And this is a bad thing?
Prue: No, but it could be a big problem.
Piper: Prue's right, what are we gonna do?
Phoebe: What can't we do?
Prue: We are going to be careful, we're going to be wise, and we're going to stick together.
Piper: This should be interesting.

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