Quotes from That '70s Episode

"Let me be the first to say that we're screwed." -Phoebe
"No, okay, 'cause at least we're alive. I mean, if we had stayed in our time Nicholas would have killed us. We barely got away as it was... is... will be. Y'know, I've never been good with tenses." -Prue

"Maybe only one set of us can have powers at the same time in the same time?" -Piper
"Thank you, Mr. Spock." -Prue

"If husbands were supposed to stay married, God would have made them live longer." -Grams

"I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves." -Piper
"Yeah, well, it should make for a pretty interesting defense." -Prue

"Bright side?" -Phoebe
"Oh, I dare you." -Piper

"We're witches, dear, we can do anything." -Grams

"How about the 'Nicholas must die' spell?" -Phoebe

"What, I'm supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers 'cause they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we'd never have flowers in this house." -Piper

"Maturity sucks, doesn't it?" -Prue

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