Quotes from She's a Man, Baby, a Man!

Phoebe: "I don't feel sick. I feel hot... aroused."

Piper to Phoebe: "Sweet dreams! Don't kill anyone."

Prue: "How can I save anyone? Okay, I look ridiculous. I am wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriends' pile, I have hair in strange places and I have a penis!"

Piper: "All you have to do is visualize a man you admire and then emulate him. The walk will follow."
Prue: "A man that I admire. Okay, I got that."
Piper: "The man you admire is Richard Simmons?"

Prue: "I'm the brother that they never had."

Morris: "This is going to bite me in the ass. I know it is."

Phoebe: "Oh, yeah. Nice body, great tan."
Prue: "Awesome truck."
Phoebe: "You know, I think you really are becoming a man."

Piper: "What happened? Why didn't you use your power?"
Prue: "I don't know. I was trying to use it, and it wouldn't work, and I felt like I was..."
Phoebe: "Impotent?"
Prue: "You know, a little advice about men, Phoebe. When we fail at something, generally we don't like to hear the word..."
Phoebe: "...impotent."
Prue: "Yeah."

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