Quotes from Once Upon a Time

Prue: Piper, watch what you say.
Piper: Why? What are they going to do to me? They couldn't hurt me more than they already have.

Piper: Why are you being so stubborn about this?
Phoebe: Because I'm a scorpio. What's your excuse?

Phoebe: Jeez, Louise, there are too many doorways in this house.

Prue: Stairs can be sobering.

Piper: Need a diaper change?
Phoebe: Very funny. Look, we need you to come home right away, by midnight or else...
Piper: ...the tooth fairy's going to come and harass us all for not flossing?

Piper: I bet you guys think this is real funny, don't you? Haven't you taken enough from me? You have to send trolls to kick me while I'm down?

Phoebe: You have really got to lay off the rhyming, Prue.

Piper: First troll I see is in really big trouble.

Prue: Now that is just the way I like my trolls: medium-well.

Phoebe: Are you worried?
Prue: When are you going to learn? I'm always worried.

Cole: Why would I ever not want to talk to you?
Phoebe: I don't know, y'know, just in case you thought I was a drunk or a lunatic or a drunk lunatic.

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