Quotes from Sam I Am

Phoebe: You're not even showing yet, except for your boobies.
Piper: I am telling you, they are large and they are definitely in charge. At least something is normal about this pregnancy.

Leo: You're getting your first charge.
Paige: Are you serious?
Leo: Yeah, well the elders aren't exactly known for their sense of humor.

Piper: Apparently the baby here prefers mommy to be indestructible.

Phoebe: We have a Cole to vanquish.

Phoebe: We won't help you commit suicide.
Cole: You already have.

Leo: That little elf? Got a big mouth.

Phoebe: Having an invincible ex-husband is makin' me really nervous.

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